Frank TV can suck a dick

I started this post back last December and never published it. I thought it was funny, so I'm posting it now. Enjoy:

Let's just get this out in the open. I fucking hate Frank TV. I know, TV has an opt-out policy. But it's gotten to a place where just watching the promos evokes anger in the pit of my stomach. You're not fucking funny. It's a stupid impersonator. He doesn't have good jokes. Once you figure out he does their voices well it's done. God Dammit. Dr. Phil? Seriously? Does anyone even give a shit about him anymore? Is this 1999 or whenever he mattered?

Fuck you Frank.