Frank TV can suck a dick

I started this post back last December and never published it. I thought it was funny, so I'm posting it now. Enjoy:

Let's just get this out in the open. I fucking hate Frank TV. I know, TV has an opt-out policy. But it's gotten to a place where just watching the promos evokes anger in the pit of my stomach. You're not fucking funny. It's a stupid impersonator. He doesn't have good jokes. Once you figure out he does their voices well it's done. God Dammit. Dr. Phil? Seriously? Does anyone even give a shit about him anymore? Is this 1999 or whenever he mattered?

Fuck you Frank.

Missouri, leading the nation in sleet

I think it's a typical winter morning in Missouri when you come outside to your car to find it covered in a solid (and thick) sheet of ice. Any other state would get rattled, but for us, it's business as usual. The problem comes when you have people from out of state trying to drive in it. A Missouri driver isn't too concerned with going slow or all that other bullshit. They figure out ways to go fast and retain their independence, regardless of the weather.

Just another reason I love this terrible, backwards, stubborn state.