Mizzou Fans Voted the Most Classless in the Big 12

"Missouri fans are hands down the most classless, rude and loudmouth bunch in the Big 12 Conference.Their goal, as a whole, is not to cheer on their Tigers to a victory, but to direct any and every insult containing the F-bomb or remark questioning sexual orientation at their opponents."

Yeah, this pretty much sums up our fanbase. And you know what? We love it! We are classless....hell, we even hate our own kind. See, that's just the culture here in the show-me state. We are very cynical, very rude, and show respect to only a few. We also don't apologize for this. We have come to accept our fate and disposition in this world. Rather than hiding it, we celebrate it. Spitting, yelling F-bombs, grabbing our crotches; these are just the few things you learn at a young age in Missouri.

And to all the Jayhawks on Saturday night that told me to wait for basketball season, get a life. Football is a far superior sport that means much more. If only we were at Lawrence on Saturday night, the city would have burned down once again.

Missouri Wins

There's been a ton of coverage of this shirt design - but it's an instant classic. Missouri is about to play Kansas in football - and if we go by who came up with the most disrespectful/awesome shirt, Missouri will win... easy.

The shirt depicts the scene when Mssouri burned Lawrence to the ground. That's what happens when you rile us. Trust me, Missourians aren't impressed with Kansas.

Take a good long look at this shirt, it embodies everything that is Missouri. No class, doesn't care, isn't impressed, taking pride in belligerance. God Bless this beautiful state of Missouri.


Not to mention the Kansas response is lame. Nice one, pussies.



By the way...does Kansas really exist??

Hey Britney....not impressed with your self-destructive behavior

First of all, Missourians are growing very tired of hearing about young hollywood's reckless nights of debauchery. There is a reason why Missourians are far away from California - as a people we are much more destrucive than citizens from the West Coast.

So you snort drugs and don't watch your kids, big deal! In most counties of Missouri, kids are drinking and snorting meth before their fourteenth birthday. I would much rather read about how Billy Joe from the Ozarks beat up his 15-year-old wife than about some young rich spoiled slut getting a DWI.

Missourians are an intense and proud people. People who take it to the limit. But most of all, we're real. Missourians can't even buy Sudafed without having to sign a paper to make sure we don't turn it into meth. We don't trust each other, nor should we. You should never trust a missourian. I've seen The Hills on MTV, and I'm not impressed. I wouldn't even want to party with these lame ass douche bags that still act like their in high school.

In conclusion, Missourians don't celebrate their self-sabotaging behavior...we live it. Just think of what would happen if we had cameras in our faces 24 hours a day. That's a show I would watch.

Missouri Knows Cats

Today marks another historical notch in the collective belt of Missouri, we have finally decoded a cat - Cinnamon. The reasoning for this was probably to figure why they have such attitudes or something. Who knows. When Missourians get bored this is the kind of stuff they do, decode feline DNA.

Read about it yourself here