Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Missourians aren't impressed with the Jersey Shore



If hell opened up and swallowed the Jersey Shore, would anybody care?

The answer is yes, it would be used as a cautionary tale. We'd all be grateful that those bastards finally got what they deserve. And, we'd still have the fantastic True Life episode to preserve their memory and remind future generations of the evils of excessive tanning, weight lifting, gold chains and white swoosh pants. Those that don't know their history are doomed to repeat it.

I can't believe that these people actually exist.

1 comment:

RedHeadNYC said...

HA!
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you about the two girls from Jersey at the rock concert... You might not believe it, but it has to do with big hair and hairspray...