Hey Britney....not impressed with your self-destructive behavior

First of all, Missourians are growing very tired of hearing about young hollywood's reckless nights of debauchery. There is a reason why Missourians are far away from California - as a people we are much more destrucive than citizens from the West Coast.

So you snort drugs and don't watch your kids, big deal! In most counties of Missouri, kids are drinking and snorting meth before their fourteenth birthday. I would much rather read about how Billy Joe from the Ozarks beat up his 15-year-old wife than about some young rich spoiled slut getting a DWI.

Missourians are an intense and proud people. People who take it to the limit. But most of all, we're real. Missourians can't even buy Sudafed without having to sign a paper to make sure we don't turn it into meth. We don't trust each other, nor should we. You should never trust a missourian. I've seen The Hills on MTV, and I'm not impressed. I wouldn't even want to party with these lame ass douche bags that still act like their in high school.

In conclusion, Missourians don't celebrate their self-sabotaging behavior...we live it. Just think of what would happen if we had cameras in our faces 24 hours a day. That's a show I would watch.