Noodling. Have you heard of this? Supposedly it's illegal. Apparently, it entails getting a catfish to try and swallow your hand. Then, you just pull it up, out of the water. Have a big fucking fish fry in the front yard and eat it and drink Busch grow rat-tails. But here's the thing. People die from this all the time.
Seriously. They get drowned by the catfish. Is there a less graceful way to die? I'm sure there is. But this has to be up there. What do you do if you're the friend who was out there with your buddy and he's killed by a huge catfish. Surely you could have done something.
It's the most white- trash-peice-of- shit-retard-redneck-fucking- stupid-waste-of-human- life-dumbfuck-and- 18-years-of-compulsory-education- and-for-what?-for-a-fucking- huge-dick-catfish-to- drown-you-in-a-sick- Missouri-creek way to die.
This should seriously be Missouri's state sport. I hate the people in this state.
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