I love this state.
I was going to write some scathing critique of this guy, but I couldn't bring myself to do it. He represents all that is good about Missouri. I have posted the story in its entirety, it's just too good to keep to myself:
Man Accused Of Drunken Driving On Riding Mower
IRON MOUNTAIN LAKE, Mo., Oct. 8, 2008
(AP) An eastern Missouri man was accused of drunken driving on a riding lawnmower. The suspect, whose name has not been released, was suspected of being involved in a disturbance on Sunday.
On Monday, police got a tip that the man was at a home. An officer went to the home saw the man driving down a street on a riding mower, pulling a trailer with a case of beer. Police say the man also had a flask of whiskey in his pocket.
The man's blood alcohol registered at .115, well above the state legal limit of 0.08.
The man was arrested for driving while intoxicated and careless and imprudent driving.
Kudos man. You're incredible. The best part is that this guy is hammered - like, already at .115 and still going strong.
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