The newest trend in Missouri? You guessed it, forcing your kids to fight each other. From the St. Louis Post-Dispatch:
Man forced sons to fight
"WENTZVILLE - A father forced his two sons to fight each other because one had pushed the other off his bicycle, police said."
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The best part of the story is that he made them fight in front of his house with an audience and when cars drove by they'd call a "Game off." I think this exemplifies what its like to raise your kid in Missouri - a strong commitment to teaching important values like "Not Being a Pussy" and "Kicking Your Brother When He's Down" and "Not Crying Like A Faggy Little Girl" and, don't forget, "Don't Snitch."
That last one didn't work out so well.
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