Trey Wingo Wants You To Show Him

Interesting story: Last night, as I was watching SportsCenter, minding my own business, I heard a comment that caught my attention. Trey Wingo (also known as the lamest turd currently employed by ESPN) was going on and on about how the NFL's Kansas City Chiefs and St. Louis Rams were both winless heading into their Week 3 games. At the end of this diatribe, Trey had the balls to say the following: "Chiefs and Rams, you're from the Show-Me State. So why don't you start showing us something."

OK, Trey. Let me start by telling you to go f*ck your sister. Let me then tell you that you can feel free to NEVER tell anyone from Missouri to show you anything again. Here in Missouri, we don't show people sh*t. You show us. And after you show us, we act really unimpressed and make fun of you. That's how it works. So don't give me — or anyone else from Missouri — any business about showing. You show us. We make fun of you. It's the same way it's always been.

A warning, Trey Wingo: Don't make this mistake twice.