Thursday, September 20, 2007

Life is a highway

People who don't know or understand Missouri love to come into our fair state and complain about it's highways. Cracked, beaten, and full of potholes- legitamately some of the worst in the entire country. The reason? Missourian's don't believe in the sin tax, in fact, the idea to them is bullshit. The equation is simple:

Better Highways = Higher taxes on booze, guns and cigarettes and probably even porn

We're not willing to do that. It's madness. Missourians love their booze, guns and cigs and, if you judge by the amount, they REALLY love their Porn.

And God help who suggests we get a toll booth. Missourians hate toll booths.

If you have a problem with it, don't live in Missouri.


Also, on a side note, Missouri leads the nation in not giving a shit about the iPhone.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

you can add not having any toll booths to that equation also.