Friday, October 19, 2007

"Boise St. is lame," says Missouri

Where do I begin? First, your blue field is annoying and makes games at your place unwatchable. The fact that you come up with a gimmick like that to get more games on TV is pathetic. Secondly, we don't care that you won one game against Oklahoma. Try to play a full schedule in the Big 12 or the SEC and see if you survive without losing a game. Thirdly, no one gives a shit about Idaho except for its delicious potatoes. And lastly to you ESPN, I don't particularly enjoy your ruse in making me believe this is a team worth watching. Just another example of you taking it upon yourself to make something more than it is, like you're trying to to with the WNBA. You owe all of us an apology.

Come to think of it, the state of Missouri hates underdogs. They will never get respect from us. Why? They ruin everything. Hey, George Mason, great cinderella story a few years ago, too bad everyone know you wouldn't make the finals and would get destroyed when a team wasn't caught looking past you. Listen, underdogs are cool in theory, but what's cooler is a badass game where two power programs beat the hell out of each other. I can't see that if a fluke loss to some dipshit mid-major or Division 1AA school who got lucky ruins a ranking. Know your roll, lose to boost the rankings so we can all enjoy a good game. And stop destroying my bracket. By the way South Florida, this whole nation knew you didn't deserve #2, thanks for proving it.

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