I'm proud to name Timothy McKevitt and Jonathon Porter honorary Missourians for their exploits out west in San Francisco. It seems an ostrich named Gaylord attacked them in front of two girls, who laughed. To retaliate, the two men returned later and killed the bird.
If they were true Missourians they would have eaten the body of the ostrich and put its head in the locker of one of the girls who laughed at the attack - to serve as a warning. No one embarrasses a Missourian, unless its another Missourian who isn't impressed by something.
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